Conan the realest

and chicken enthusiast

welcome to my brief ass lazy carrd

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About

There simply aren't enough words in a twitter bio for me!!

I'm 17, disabled, trans, gay, jewish, mixed, ADHDer and i likely have autism too <3
im a word scramble :) 🍳

I really like chickens and drawing, I try to be friendly and out going but I'm not the best at dming people :(, that said I'm almost always open for chatting some !!

My bestie is Kv3tch, and if I'm talking about violently mauling anyone its most likely him!
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COMMISSIONS

My prices are here !!
I open for comms officially most Fridays, but I'm almost always open to take on a comm whenever! Just dm me if you're interested :3

I have a public trello, here !!
its updated regularly, typically as i work on comms or as soon as something is finished, and shows everything I owe currently and owed since i made the board!

this isnt commission info but i dont wanna make another tab for this carrd

If you feel like you just aren't getting enough awful tweets from my main twitter acc you can follow my private, Beef_raptor where I'm infinitely more annoying!

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TOS

Here's my TOS, it mainly has info about what I will/won't draw, and some info about the commission process. It's not that intensive or long, my blacklist is at the bottom of my TOS!

BYF

I talk in caps a lot and it's not something I'm gonna put a warning on! Aside from that I use tone tags and trigger warnings!
I post about chickens a lot, so if thats something that triggers you I'd suggest not following me
I complain a lot about anything that bugs me and I can be an emotional little bitch baby sometimes <3

DNI

-basic dni criteria (profic/ship, racist, homophobe, bigot, anti anti, etc)
-if ur an NSFW acc
-ur okay w/noncon, ddlg, etc
-you mock ppl who dont deserve it
-you support anyone on my blacklist knowing what they did wrong

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